Love your butt
Don't hike a mountain and then sit on rocks, mud, or pine cones. Lay on an Eno hammock.
Love poems to your butt.
Eno Hammocks have a small pocket in them, filled with a booklet of Haikus For Your Hindparts.
Hikers find their trails renamed, reminding them to lay their butts on an Eno Hammock when they reach the peak.
AD: J.W. Affourtit